Posts Tagged ‘julius’

You can only laugh at local politics as no one seems to take it serious, especially the politicians. It seems the quickest way to make the top spot is to have been in jail, check all the presidents in Africa. Politics in Africa is Black Humour. :-).

There seems to be a difference in dress code, especially at weddings.Is this how the masses see the government?

He gave a lot of pleasure to kids, why not put him on a stamp?

How long before our money looks like this?

I really think they should enter the games as they always get gold, buy a gold mine and don`t pay the workers or get 15 years jail and be out in 5 months, that must be a world record.

A local ANC protest 2012, this looks like it should have been pre-1994. Has no one told them the Apartheid government has been replaced?

Another of Zapiro`s cartoons.

No wonder these Indaba`s are costing so much, look what they are mixing with the Jonny Walker green label.

These are the new issue fire arm for government employees. If you have any problems with armed attackers you can only be charged with suicide.

Leaked information. Wiki Leaks…….

Found in government toilets.

As our shops are full of Chinese goods it may be just the beginning so start learning the new world language.

The African Space mission landed in the Eastern Cape today.

Because it cost the tax  payers R200 Million. You can`t see all the other buildings now as they are underground.

The changing names of roads and towns seems a little wasteful sometimes, don`t you think?  This sign doesn`t work either, it`s a language problem.

Enjoy your week and laugh at what you can`t change. 🙂

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This was sent to me by email and is probably doing the rounds, I just put it in for a bit of humour. If it offends anyone I`m sorry , but I had a good laugh.





The Reported Problem: Stamp Was Not Sticking To Envelopes.
Course of Action: The Premiers Office Allocated R1.5 Million To Test Stamp

1. The stamp is in perfect order.

2. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive

3. People are spitting on the wrong side.


If you are still working be careful how you are designated……..This was put on our notice board

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A while ago KFC had a puppet of Julius to bring their product to the notice of SA. I thought it was hilarious because I thought he was a puppet. Now we have a cat food producer using ” Julius Meeowlema” as  a cat eating their product.

On searching the Web it seems there are a lot of  jokes about Jellytotse.

This seemed unusual considering  the investigation going on.

We seem to have another player in the mix.

This is a variation on the KFC advert.

This was obviously before he ate KFC.

Then there was the stamp that would not stick and was withdrawn.

Then we had the power outages.

Then “thenack ” on iblog started a column on suicides after it was reported that ” I would rather kill myself rather than commit suicide”

Then there was a headline in the Sunday Times ” Let them eat cake” . But no mention of the Wine and Whisky though.

This joke was also found on ” Wonky.com”

President Zuma meets with the Queen of England He asks her,
“Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?”

“Well,” says the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”

Zuma frowns. “But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?”

The Queen takes a sip of tea. “Oh, that’s easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle.”

The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. “Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?”

Tony Blair walks into the room “Yes, my Queen?”

The Queen smiles. “Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and Father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?”

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, “That would be me.”

“Yes! Very good,” says the Queen.

Back in Cape town , President Zuma asks to speak with Julius Malema.

“Answer this for me. Your mother and your Father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”

“I’m not sure,” says Julius. “Let me get back to you on that one.”

Julius goes to his advisors and asks everyone, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up at the V&A Waterfront and bumps into Mark Lottering.

Julius looks around to see if anyone can overhear them, and he whispers, “Mark! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister.
Who is it?”

Mark whispers back, “That’s easy. It’s me!”

Julius smiles and says “Thanks!”

Julius goes back to Parliament to speak with Pres Zuma.
“Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s Mark Lottering.”

Zuma gets up, stomps over to Julius, and angrily yells into his face, “No, you idiot! It’s Tony Blair

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