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Going with some of the most recent problems in South Africa there seems to be quite a few comedians on the net.

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The first was an email that was sent to ESKOM.
I am sorry that I cannot pay my bill due to your load shedding as my bank account has gone into Stage 3 load shedding.

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The other was from someone in Jo`berg to JZ.
Why must I keep paying my E-TOLLS ? as I also never asked for the road upgrades.

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The old one was about the commemorative stamp that won`t stick, it was found that the people were spitting on the wrong side.

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Going with some of the most recent problems in South Africa there seems to be quite a few comedians on the net.

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The first was an email that was sent to ESKOM.
I am sorry that I cannot pay my bill due to your load shedding as my bank account has gone into Stage 3 load shedding.
The other was from someone in Jo`berg to JZ.
Why must I keep paying my E-TOLLS ? as I also never asked for the road upgrades.

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The old one was about the commemorative stamp that won`t stick, it was found that the people were spitting on the wrong side.

julius stamp

There is a very good book by Zapiro that has most of our political past in it.

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If you can name these people, then you have followed local events.

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It seems like changing your user name and starting a new blog is not the thing to do even if you tell people about it. Due to the fact that vodacom is now charging me 100 times what they did a few months ago I have not written a blog for quite some time. No one reads old blogs anymore except to advertise or spam you. I have tried to answer most of them but the emails are returned because they can`t be delivered. I realize that most of the emailed likes have been from serial `likers` as they never comment. comments are great because even if they are anti they give you an idea if you are on the right track.

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111613_1217_AnotherDayi2.jpgWhen I look around my garden there is always a good subject.

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and a lot of fun just taking the sunrise in the morning while having coffee.

010114_1042_NewYearsEve1.jpgI think I `ve found a way to stop smoking.

010114_1042_NewYearsEve3.jpgIf Blogging has had it`s day, use this gun to shoot someone. 🙂

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I think I have found a quicker way to upload blogs using word. I am still experimenting with this new computer so maybe many of you are doing this already.

This blog is a trial to see if it will upload a full blog. This will be removed as soon as it has been tested. I shall try a few photo`s to see where they are put on the page.

The next thing must be different text`s.

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Blood of dracula

Well it seems to work OK and it accepts all text types. This works with several different blog sites.

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Have you ever tried to copy and paste a blog onto another site? I do this very often and found it very time saving as it saves rewriting and uploading the same pictures. When you have written your blog in ” Visual ” click on ” text” .  Save this in ” Word” and it will look like this…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

New House, New Thoughts.

Buckingham Palace didn`t even cost R250M when built and the road was already there.  The new road joining Nkandla to the R66 wil cost another R1.2Bn.   Is this the reason for having sleepless nights thinking about the poor.  Just think of how that could have uplifted the poor in that area, and there are many.

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This was found on Facebook during one of my rare visits.
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This is a sample of the first part of an earlier blog as it would have taken up too much space.  this format if put onto another site , as is, it will look the same as the original. Sometimes the spacing is different on other sites so some editing has to be done.

I used this idea to make a webpage but over the years some of the sites closed . This has left me with a problem as only the text remains and i must now find the photo`s in my archived hard drives to rectify this.  This problem can be seen by clicking on this hyperlink.

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As it will soon be Christmas I will put one of my last years cards  on this blog. 🙂     It`s from  Madam and Eve.

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You can also print this label and stick it on a bottle of wine.  Or just get an empty clear bottle, fill with water and put a few drops of yellow food colouring in and seal. It all depends on your sense of humour. 🙂

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I`m hoping to get a nose job or facial reconstruction this Christmas.

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I must get one of the dogs to rehab during the holidays as he`s not been the same since he went to the kennels while I was away.

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Holiday snaps are very good for the family album to look at and revive memories.

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Buckingham Palace didn`t even cost R250M when built and the road was already there.  The new road joining Nkandla to the R66 wil cost another R1.2Bn.   Is this the reason for having sleepless nights thinking about the poor.  Just think of how that could have uplifted the poor in that area, and there are many.

zuma queen

this was found on Facebook during one of my rare visits.

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This one was sent to me by a friend and I thought it was probably all the exercise that a lot of people will get over the festive season. 🙂

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I`ve heard of landing with your ass in the butter but Alice just likes cool water. I managed to make a wallow for her as the summer is upon us. She loves to lay in it and cover herself with mud. This keeps her cool as they only seem to sweat through their nose and mouth like dogs. She is in eastrus again, which happens about every 2 or 3 weeks. She gets very stressed and has to cool her rear end.

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Whilst doing this she looks like a roly poly pig.  This is probably were they got the mould for the Piggy Bank.

 

 

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My apologies for not leaving a comment or like on your post but this system at wordpress will not alow me to log onto your pages.

 

As I have had a week of no internet again I couldn`t think of a title.  It seems strange to an oldy like me that life has become so reliant on the internet and cell phones.  When I was a kid a power outage meant very little in the UK because we cooked with gas,the radio had 120volt battery and an accumulator which got charged at the local garage,we had no gadgets and candles were cheap. Nowadays we rely on electricity for cell phone chargers, computers, routers for internet and all the other electronic gadgets that we have around us. I have found that most of my photo`s are now taken with a cell phone as it seems easier to use and carry around than my SLR digital, also I miss the net.

After ten years of driving the Golf I finally changed to something a bit more modern.

across the road from my gate is a sign warning of bush fires as there is a lot of pine trees and bush in this area. The local workers seem to think this sing is for burning , lucky it didn`t go further.

We have 5 new residents at the farm, they have grown twice their size since arriving. their biggest problem is the fact that they crap everywhere and often. they also swim in the pigs water bowl and I have to change it many times a day.

Due to my daughter getting two ponies for her kids we now have another compost heap of manure. on inspecting it the other day I find that I have an out of season mushroom patch. Between the Parasol and Ink Cap we have edible mushrooms, I think they will need a good wash. 🙂

In a blog earlier I showed that the pig had a bird that followed her eating habits, now it`s the chicken. She seems to like Alice`s food and water so I feed her very early before the chickens arrive. Now this one has learned not to be locked up at night and sleeps in a hollow on the wood chipping heap.

At least Alice can have an egg for breakfast. The Hen seems to be sitting on the eggs now so we should see some more youngsters soon.

I went to the Lemon Grass restaurant the other day and saw this unusual notice. It`s unusual because pool and car park was washed away several year ago when we had some very bad seas along this coast.

One of the resident cats decides to sleep on my couch.

And latter take a cat nap on the stoop.

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