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This may seem drastic but is it any worse than going to an illegal circumcision camp. πŸ™‚

 

 

I have problems hearing my cell phone above others in crowded places, but i saw this joke on a blog. I put the gun sounds from my computer onto the phone but that has caused problems in the supermarket. As I was going through the till my wife phoned me, this caused panic as the people saw what probably looked like a gun in my hand. I managed to calm the security guys down after explaining, but they asked me to please switch it off when I shop.

 

I took my dog shooting the other day and he seems to have a phobia about cats. By his interest it was easy to read his mind.

 

 

Next doors dog came into the workshop yesterday, I think she has been watching some of the old SciFi films and become a Trekky.Β  Beam me up Scotty things are getting weird around here.

 

 

Scotty, please beam this cat back up, she doesn`t play by the rules of ” dog chases cat.”

 

 

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I was looking at some dog pictures and decided to rename them as they were just called unusual.

Panda Dog.

Tiger Dog.

Wiener Dog.

Mop Dog.

Punk Rocker Dog.

Bird Dog.

Botox Dog.

He`s just keeping an eye on things.

So don`t stress enjoy your weekend.

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Have you ever thought that most bloggers only blog when they are at workΒ  because most hits are between 9.00 and 17.00.I am lucky being retired for the last 12 years so I sometimes write at 5 in the morning. I wrote a lot of blogs that are still on my computer some are from my other blogs which got no comments.

Only in Africa can tyres be too expensive. Are DIY tyres on the increase or have they always been here ?

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A closer veiw.

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The D.I.Y. tyre.

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I see that the SAPS has renamed people in the service with military posts. πŸ™‚

Then you can always go to the Sangoma but it will cost you, even an email.

Or sometimes you get some sh1ty ideas.

Or you could end up in a spiders nest.

Have you heard what happened in our kitchen?

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We have quite a few baboons on the farm but they seem very wary,by the time I got my phone out they were half way to the next field.

I had to build a shack quickly for Alice as she was flooded out at her old house.

We went for the usual walk but the dam was empty, so I had a smoke while she had a drink.

there seems a lot of unusual fungi growing on most of the tree stumps.

I presume these are deer foot prints, does anyone know which kind.

Do you notice that you cant buy many local goods anymore, even in the UK most shops only sold ” Made in China”. The reason is that the profit is higher on importing goods from China, especially when you can buy clothes by the bale as secondhand and then pack them in plastic packets and sell as new.

Hows your day been so far, just waiting for the weekend?

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Thank`s to all who have taken the time to view my blogs and commented.I was pleasantly amazed that some have liked more than one post. It is very difficult to please so many people who have different expectations. I found it very difficult putting these Avatars onto one frame as they were so small.

I have tried to thank all but some emails do not seem to work, but take this as a “Thank you card”.

This puts a new meaning to the words “Double Parked”

And my favourite “Pothole Problems”

Do your children behave strangely after watching TV?

Be very careful when you look in a mirror.

I see Mr ET is all grown up and back looking for the “A-Team” who have some computer parts.

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Did someone thing the birds can read the sign? It`s been there for 10 years and replaced 2X. πŸ™‚

You will! eat that bug, it will make you grow.

If you want to hear recording of the school answer phone, click school below
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After writing a blog on Potholes earlier I came across this old joke.

dentures

This was bumpy road pre 1994. If they must put this on all the roads with pothole in now, in 11 official languages they would be 10 metres tall. This would inpede trafic and make the country even darker. But pre 1994 I dont think we had so many potholes? πŸ™‚

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